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Petty theft
My
step-uncle
stole
a dog
Rt Hon
Sparkles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a doctor
a train driver
a TV personality
a farmer
a sailor
a man
a woman
a dentist
a student
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