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Petty theft
My
aunt
Elizabeth
stole
a dog
Ms
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a man
a dentist
a milkman
a farmer
a child
a pilot
a policeman
a soldier
a train driver
a tramp
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