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Petty theft
My
aunt
Dorothy
stole
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
an iPod
a mobile phone
a false teeth
a wedding ring
a pair of sunglasses
a sock
a Gucci handbag
a notebook
a car
a watch
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