Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Doris
stole
a cat
Rex
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tramp
a spy
a milkman
a child
a sailor
a dentist
a shepherd
a student
a policewoman
a man
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.