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Petty theft
My
aunt
Carol
stole
a walking stick
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a policewoman
a train driver
a policeman
a doctor
a farmer
a shepherd
a bus driver
a man
a child
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