Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Betty
stole
a pair of sunglasses
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Guyanese
Uruguayan
Czech
Kittitian
Liberian
Belarusian
Macedonian
Comoran
Eritrean
Sammarinese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.