Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Jemima
stole
a Jimmy Choos
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Somali
Turkmen
Yemeni
Namibian
Thai
Mauritanian
South Sudanese
Bahamian
Nepalese
Gambian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.