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Petty theft
My
aunt
Jemima
stole
a cat
Rt Hon
Cuddles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a child
a soldier
a TV personality
a student
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a policeman
a milkman
a spy
a sailor
a doctor
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