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Petty theft
My
aunt
Rose
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a train ticket
a walking stick
a notebook
a sock
cat
dog
a wallet
a laptop
a Jimmy Choos
a mobile phone
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Dan
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