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Petty theft
My
aunt
Delilah
stole
a dog
Tinkerbell
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a woman
a man
a ticket inspector
a bus driver
a policewoman
a student
a child
a doctor
a dentist
a policeman
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