Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Delilah
stole
a dog
Miss
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
English
St Helenian
Sri Lankan
Italian
Macanese
Sammarinese
Sudanese
Cook Islander
Montenegrin
Greek
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.