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Petty theft
My
aunt
Clarabelle
stole
a cat
Widget
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a soldier
a dentist
a policeman
a milkman
a shepherd
a surgeon
a doctor
a policewoman
a farmer
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