Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Cecilia
stole
a notebook
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a farmer
a soldier
a student
a ticket inspector
a man
a tramp
a dentist
a woman
a shepherd
a policeman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.