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Petty theft
My
aunt
Cecilia
stole
a cat
Akira
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a woman
a farmer
a policeman
a student
a man
a tramp
a policewoman
a doctor
a TV personality
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