Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Bridget
stole
a cat
Mrs
Wibble
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Grenadian
Icelandic
Welsh
Mosotho
Congolese (DRC)
Taiwanese
Montenegrin
Turkish
Belgian
Trinidadian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.