Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Agatha
stole
a cat
Mr
Wibble
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Zimbabwean
Uzbek
Swiss
Surinamese
Australian
Papua New Guinean
Turkmen
Faroese
Prydeinig
Zambian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.