Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Adele
stole
a car
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
St Lucian
Somali
Cuban
Jordanian
Guatemalan
Syrian
Cape Verdean
Belarusian
Grenadian
Finnish
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.