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Petty theft
My
aunt
Adele
stole
a dog
Izzy
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a ticket inspector
a soldier
a dentist
a policeman
a TV personality
a man
a farmer
a policewoman
a pilot
a taxi driver
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