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Petty theft
My
aunt
Adele
stole
a dog
Sparky
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a farmer
a policeman
a surgeon
a tramp
a man
a soldier
a train driver
a taxi driver
a child
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