Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
aunt
Emily
stole
a dog
Pepper
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Indian
New Zealander
Uruguayan
Maltese
Macedonian
Kenyan
German
Swiss
Australian
Trinidadian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.