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Petty theft
My
aunt
Emily
stole
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a sock
an iPod
a wallet
a wedding ring
cat
dog
a Jimmy Choos
a credit card
a false teeth
a watch
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.