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The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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