Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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