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The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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