Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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