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The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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