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The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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