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The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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