Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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