Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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stale bread canned prunes Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes cat biscuits

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