Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes stinky tofu a stale biscuit a box of dead mice soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts stale bread

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