Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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over-cooked pasta the last Rolo soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts canned prunes mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers mushy peas

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