Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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canned prunes mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers

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