Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers stale bread

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