Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta stale bread turkey twizzlers the last Rolo canned prunes yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas mouldy potatoes

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