Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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canned prunes mushy peas mouldy potatoes the last Rolo Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos

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