Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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Brussels sprouts stale bread a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish the last Rolo a stale biscuit soggy lettuce

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