Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas soggy lettuce stinky tofu Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice canned prunes

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