Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

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over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit the last Rolo turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce mushy peas canned prunes cat biscuits

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