Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce canned prunes cat biscuits mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit stinky tofu

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