Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a surgeon singing …

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Katy Perry 90s theme tunes Lady Gaga the Spice Girls Ellie Goulding nursery rhymes Stormzy Taylor Swift Will Smith songs of praise

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