Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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