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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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