Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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