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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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