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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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