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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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