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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a doctor
being chased by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
an ostrich 🐦
a warthog 🐗
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
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