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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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