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The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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