Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey twizzlers canned prunes soggy lettuce stinky tofu over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a stale biscuit

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.