Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

yesterday's fish mushy peas cat biscuits a stale biscuit the last Rolo mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes soggy lettuce stinky tofu

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