Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

over-cooked pasta the last Rolo canned prunes a box of dead mice yesterday's fish cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts mushy peas soggy lettuce

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