Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta the last Rolo stale bread a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice canned prunes cat biscuits yesterday's fish a stale biscuit

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