Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a box of dead mice mushy peas

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.