Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers canned prunes a stale biscuit cat biscuits the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese

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