Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese stale bread canned prunes mushy peas yesterday's fish a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits turkey twizzlers

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