Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce stinky tofu a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes

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