Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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stinky tofu stale bread turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice a stale biscuit yesterday's fish soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo over-cooked pasta

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