Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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stinky tofu yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit the last Rolo Brussels sprouts stale bread canned prunes turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice

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