Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a doctor throwing …

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mushy peas soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit stale bread yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta

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