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The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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