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The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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