Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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