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The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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