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The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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