Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts stale bread mouldy potatoes canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce the last Rolo turkey twizzlers

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