Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts the last Rolo soggy lettuce yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta canned prunes cat biscuits mushy peas mouldy potatoes

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