Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

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Brussels sprouts stinky tofu soggy lettuce the last Rolo canned prunes over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice yesterday's fish

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