Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

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stinky tofu cat biscuits a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce stale bread mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit canned prunes

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