Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo stinky tofu mouldy potatoes canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts mushy peas a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers

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