Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a dentist throwing …

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a stale biscuit stale bread turkey twizzlers canned prunes yesterday's fish stinky tofu a box of dead mice soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes cat biscuits

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