Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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