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The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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