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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a pilot
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
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