Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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