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The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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