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The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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