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The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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