Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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soggy lettuce mushy peas the last Rolo stinky tofu turkey twizzlers stale bread yesterday's fish canned prunes mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos

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