Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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cat biscuits mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers

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