Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts the last Rolo over-cooked pasta canned prunes soggy lettuce mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu

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