Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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the last Rolo over-cooked pasta stale bread soggy lettuce stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit mushy peas Brussels sprouts

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