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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a pilot
throwing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
stinky tofu
mushy peas
cat biscuits
a stale biscuit
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
stale bread
a wedge of blue cheese
canned prunes
over-cooked pasta
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