Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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the last Rolo stinky tofu turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas mouldy potatoes

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