Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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cat biscuits stinky tofu mushy peas stale bread the last Rolo Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce

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