Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce canned prunes stinky tofu the last Rolo

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