Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a pilot throwing …

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a box of dead mice canned prunes cat biscuits soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers mushy peas

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