Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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