Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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