Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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