Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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