Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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