Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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