Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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