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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a tramp
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
the last Rolo
turkey twizzlers
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
stinky tofu
mushy peas
over-cooked pasta
soggy lettuce
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