Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp throwing …

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Brussels sprouts mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta stale bread the last Rolo a stale biscuit soggy lettuce canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos

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