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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a tramp
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
mouldy potatoes
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
stale bread
a wedge of blue cheese
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