Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish stinky tofu the last Rolo Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice stale bread a wedge of blue cheese

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