Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp throwing …

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Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes cat biscuits turkey twizzlers mushy peas

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