Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish soggy lettuce the last Rolo a box of dead mice a stale biscuit stale bread cat biscuits over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers

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