Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a tramp singing …

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90s theme tunes Ellie Goulding nursery rhymes the Spice Girls Lady Gaga Stormzy Ed Sheeran Will Smith Eminem Lewis Capaldi

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