Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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