Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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