Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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