Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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