Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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