Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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