Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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