Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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