Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts cat biscuits mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese stale bread a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes the last Rolo

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