Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers cat biscuits stale bread Brussels sprouts canned prunes a box of dead mice the last Rolo yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese

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