Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes canned prunes yesterday's fish a stale biscuit

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