Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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the last Rolo a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit cat biscuits mouldy potatoes stale bread turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos

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