Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes the last Rolo stinky tofu canned prunes cat biscuits Brussels sprouts

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