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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a policewoman
throwing
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
over-cooked pasta
stinky tofu
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
a wedge of blue cheese
Brussels sprouts
the last Rolo
turkey twizzlers
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
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