Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman throwing …

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over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce a stale biscuit canned prunes mushy peas

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