Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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