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The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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