Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman being chased by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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