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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a policeman
throwing
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
yesterday's fish
a plate of soggy nachos
a wedge of blue cheese
stale bread
a box of dead mice
mushy peas
mouldy potatoes
stinky tofu
cat biscuits
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