Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman throwing …

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mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish stinky tofu a box of dead mice stale bread cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes

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