Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta stale bread the last Rolo yesterday's fish stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese

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