Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policeman singing …

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Katy Perry Lady Gaga Ellie Goulding Ariana Grande Ed Sheeran Stormzy hip-hop Gangnam Style ... folk songs 90s theme tunes

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