Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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