Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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