Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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