Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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