Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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