Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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a box of dead mice canned prunes stale bread a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit the last Rolo soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes

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