Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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over-cooked pasta stinky tofu Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes cat biscuits the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers

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