Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit stale bread yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo

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