Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos stale bread a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts

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