Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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over-cooked pasta stale bread a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo a stale biscuit mushy peas mouldy potatoes

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