Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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soggy lettuce mushy peas cat biscuits a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese stale bread a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta canned prunes

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