Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a TV personality throwing …

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canned prunes mushy peas cat biscuits the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers

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