Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Irish spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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