Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Irish spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a box of dead mice stale bread cat biscuits Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a stale biscuit soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos

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