Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Icelandic spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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