Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Icelandic spy throwing …

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a stale biscuit stinky tofu the last Rolo cat biscuits turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta mushy peas canned prunes

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