Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Guinean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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