Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Guinean spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos

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