Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Guinean spy singing …

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90s theme tunes Rammstein Gangnam Style Ellie Goulding Lady Gaga ... a national anthem Lewis Capaldi hip-hop Will Smith Katy Perry

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