Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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