Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy throwing …

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stale bread canned prunes the last Rolo soggy lettuce yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta

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