Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Guamanian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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